How to Hide Headphones in a Jacket

Hello, children. Welcome to another helpful tutorial from your good friend QWERTY. So, you want to listen to music in class? Take a quick look into your closet, then read ahead.

The first thing you'll need is a hoodie you don't mind cutting up a bit. Nothing on the outside will be changed, but don't go and mutilate a $500 leather jacket.

The next thing you'll need is a wristband. Not one of those rubber ones that fit loosely, but a fabric one that fits snugly around your wrist.

Open the sweater up and poke a small hole or cut a horizontal slit near the top of the pocket, on the inside.

Place your audio device into the pocket, and run the headphones through the jacket as shown.

Secure the headphone in place with the wristband. The wristband will secure the headphone in place, so it is possible to walk around and move comfortably with the setup in place. 

Now that your hoodie is complete, you must learn how to use it. The MP3 player will be in your pocket, so it is easy to operate, and the headphone can be listened to by resting your head on it and acting sleepy. Note that the type of headphone I used in this demonstration are incredibly bad for this type of listening, and I recommend using ones that don't require being shoved into your ear. 

The Dawning of The Rest of Our Lives

Moving is cancelled. I'm going to Buchholz. Any questions?

How To Asplode Stuff

The following is for educational purposes only. I, by no means, recommend that you actually try this. It produces a strong explosion that can be very dangerous. Every year, many people die or lose their eyesight because of this experiment. Be careful. 

Take a normal water bottle and empty it out if you haven't already. Find some Work's Toilet Bowl Cleaner (it has to be this specific brand). Then put an inch of it into the bottle, put seven small balls of tinfoil in after it, shake it, and it will explode. Set it down and run away, throw it somewhere where it won't cause damage, just don't hurt yourself!

Three Birds With One (Huge Nuclear) Stone.

You'd have to be blind to not notice that our country is in some pretty deem crap right now. Illegal immigration, war, the economy... The things that define our generation. Many politicians have tried, and failed, to find a solution to these problems. I am here to present to you a plan that will eliminate all of them in one fell swoop.

1. Tell all of the illegal immigrants they can become U.S. citizens if they serve in the military for one month.


2. Pull back all of our normal troops, and deploy the new immigrants. 


3. Nuke the middle east. All of it.


4. After the nuclear fallout, take their oil and land.

And, there you have it. We just, theoretically, eliminated all Illegal immigration, war, and economic trouble. At this point you may be saying, "But QWERTY! Killing all of those people is wrong!"

Well, you have no damn sense of humor.

A Monument To All Your Sins

Well, it looks like I'm going to be moving away from Butler Plaza shortly after school starts. The ironic part? I'm moving into a neighborhood. Butler Plaza has been my personal playground for over a year, and all they'll have to remember me by is a few grainy security camera shots, some stenciling, and this awesome necklace.

Mythology

Ah, Summer Reading. They say it's to keep us reading during the summer, but only people in advanced reading have it. Chances are, people with advanced reading are probably already reading (and enjoying it). There aren't even exceptions for students who go on vacation, or students who simply cannot get the book. It seems to me like another failed attempt by the school system to intrude on student's personal lives.


Summer vacation? Read some books!


Parents wake up late and drop you off late? Detention!


Detention? Again? Your driver's licence is suspended!

Well, it's the tenth of August. It's time for me to power through two books. I wouldn't be complaining if the books had substance and weren't just information dumps or boring autobiographies. I want to punch Joel Ben Izzy in the face.

Frequently Harassed Questions

Today, I will be addressing a few questions that people always seem to ask me upon visiting my site. If you would like to have your question answered, just leave a comment below or email me.  

Q. Why is it named QWERTY?

A. That's my nickname. I got it a few years back, due to my fast typing speeds.

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Q.  Why is it ".co.nr"? Why not ".com" or ".net"?

A. Because, I don't feel like paying for a new domain. Plus, the ones I want are already taken. Free up QWERTY.net, and maybe I'll think about it.

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Q. Your site sucks! There's nothing to do!

A. That wasn't a question, but I'll answer it nonetheless. You see those nice looking pictures? Click one of them.

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Q. Can you help me hack somebody?

A. No.

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Q. Why not?

A. NO.


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Q. Can you help me with something else that involves computers?

A. Happily.

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Q. How do I torrent music?

A. Click here, then here.

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Q. Why is there never anybody in the IRC channel?

A. Go tell people about it, then there will be.

Reveille

Well, let's take a moment to welcome my half-baked blog back from the dead. Come here to put some perspective into your life, laugh at how much mine sucks, or to stalk me for personal information. I really don't care.