Three Birds With One (Huge Nuclear) Stone.

You'd have to be blind to not notice that our country is in some pretty deem crap right now. Illegal immigration, war, the economy... The things that define our generation. Many politicians have tried, and failed, to find a solution to these problems. I am here to present to you a plan that will eliminate all of them in one fell swoop.

1. Tell all of the illegal immigrants they can become U.S. citizens if they serve in the military for one month.


2. Pull back all of our normal troops, and deploy the new immigrants. 


3. Nuke the middle east. All of it.


4. After the nuclear fallout, take their oil and land.

And, there you have it. We just, theoretically, eliminated all Illegal immigration, war, and economic trouble. At this point you may be saying, "But QWERTY! Killing all of those people is wrong!"

Well, you have no damn sense of humor.